uniquelyme101:

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no-one-sees:

MY BROTHER IS SINGING GASTON DOWNSTAIRS AND I JUST SCREAMED “WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE 4 DOZEN EGGS EVERYMORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE” AND HE SCREAMED BUT NOW THAT IM GROWN I EAT 5 DOZEN OF EGGS SO IM ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAARGE

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